Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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