You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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