out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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