Sponge bath it is.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
We smell like vodka and hangover
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