Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
