i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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