You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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