dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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