Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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