Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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