You're so nebulous sometimes
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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