People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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