He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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