And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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