i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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