He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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