come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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