Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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