his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
My vagina just recognized that song.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I could fuck to npr.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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