Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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