OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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