let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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