Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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I need you to use more vowels.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
MIDGETS
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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