Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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