so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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