I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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