you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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