Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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