That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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