that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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