my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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