Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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