u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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