I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
