THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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