Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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