So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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