I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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