Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This baby is an asshole
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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