Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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