You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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