ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
