You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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