Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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