Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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