He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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