Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Hippo gnu deer
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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