You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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