sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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