You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
either way he was missing a nipple.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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