IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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