This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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